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A day
without Fairies, is a day without Sunshine |
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According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist |
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Ahhh...
I see the Screw up Fairy has visited us again |
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All
Acts of Love & Pleasure Are My Rituals |
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Always remember You're UNIQUE, just like Everyone else |
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And
your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be |
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Another cynical ex-hippie now working for the
Establishment |
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Are
you a Good Witch, or a Bad Witch ? |
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As
Above, So Below |
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Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. -
Dorothy |
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Back
off, I'm A Goddess |
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Banish Hate, Invoke Love |
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Be
Witched |
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Beam
Me Back Merlin ! |
Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in his shoes.
That way if he gets angry, he'll be a
mile away.... and
barefoot |
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Blessed Be |
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Born
Again Pagan |
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Boyfriend wanted, no experience necessary, will train ! |
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Cats
Not Kids |
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Caution, Contents are hot |
Caution, I brake for Elves, Fairies, Gnomes,
Leprechauns, Unicorns, Dragons & other
invisible
creatures that only I can see |
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Caution, Never drive faster than your angel can fly |
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Celtic Warrior |
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Change is Inevitable, Struggle is an Option |
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Chaos, Panic & Disorder, my work here is done |
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Chicks in Charge |
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Chicks rule…. Deal with it |
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Christianity has Pagan DNA |
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Clergy (with pentacle) |
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Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult |
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Come
to the Darkside.... we have Cookies |
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Courtesy is Contageous |
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CRONE, Creative Researcher Of New Experiences |
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Dear
God, please SAVE ME from your "Good People" |
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Designated Shopper |
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Do
Not Enter… Dragons Only |
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Do
Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons… For you are
Crunchy & Good with Ketchup |
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Do
Not Meddle in the Affairs of Witches (picture of a frog) |
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Do
NOT start with me, You will NOT Win |
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Do
you believe in Magick ? |
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Dogs
come when you call… Cats have Answering Machines |
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Don't
Believe Everything you Think |
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Don't
Drive Faster than Angels can Fly |
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Don't
follow me, I'm following my GPS |
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Don't
make me get out My Flying Monkeys |
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Don't
make me get VOODOO on your ass! |
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Don't
Panic |
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Don't
Worry, Be Happy |
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Don't
Worry, it only seems Kinky the first time |
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Dragon Parking Only |
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Dragons are Hot Lovers |
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E.S.P
Extra Sexual Person |
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Earth
Lover |
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Earth, Air, Fire, Water, Bind us to Her |
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Enchanted |
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Fairies Kick Ass |
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Fairies Live Here |
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Families are like Fudge, Mostly Sweet, with a few Nuts |
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Five
days a week, my body is a Temple, The other two, it's an
Amusement Park |
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Forget the Health Food, I need all the Preservatives I
can get! |
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Friend of the Fae |
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Get a
Taste of Religion, Lick a Witch |
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Give
me that Old Time Religion (picture of a Pentacle) |
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God
is Coming, and She is Pissed |
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Goddess Bless |
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Goddess on the Loose |
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Good
Girls go to Heaven, Bad Girls go Everywhere |
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Hand
to Hand we cast the Circle |
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Happy
Heathen |
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Harm
None, Do what ye will |
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Have
a Faerie Nice Day |
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Have
you Runed your day yet ? |
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Here
Dragon, Dragon |
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Hey!
Who replaced my Broom with a Mop? |
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I am
a Goddess |
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I am
Not a Bitch, I am The Bitch… and it's Miss Bitch to You
! |
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I
believe in Angels |
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I
believe in Dragons, Good Men and Other Fantasy Creatures |
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I
believe in Magick |
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I
believe in Unicorns, Good men and other Mythical
Creatures |
I can
only please ONE person per day, Today is NOT Your Day…
Tomorrow doesn't look
good either |
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I
don't suffer from Insanity, I enjoy every minute of it ! |
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I got
this Motorhome for my Wife, Best Deal I Ever Made |
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I
have so many cats at home, people started calling me
"Madam" |
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I
started with nothing and still have most of it left |
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I
think we met in a Past Life, and Yes I was a Witch then
too ! |
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I
walk the path of the ancient ones |
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If
going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the
Garage make you a Car ? |
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If
they Don't have Chocolate in Heaven, I ain't going |
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If
what you seek you find not within, you will never find
within |
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I'm
already visualising the Duct Tape over Your Mouth |
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I'm
Not Pushing 50…. I'm Pulling 40 |
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I'm
Pagan and I Vote ! |
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In
Goddess we Trust |
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In
just two days, Tomorrow will be Yesterday |
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Isis
Astarte Diana Hecate Demeter Kali Inanna |
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It's
a Druid Thing |
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It's
a Thankless job, but I've got a lot of Kama to Burn off |
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It's
a Witch Thing, you Wouldn't Understand |
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It's
as bad as you think, and Yes they are out to get you |
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It's
NOT testosterone. It's estrogen poisoning |
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It's
Your Hell - You Burn in it ! |
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Keep
off my tail (picture of a dragon) |
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Last
time we mixed Politics with Religion, People got Burned
at the Stake |
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Life
is Sexually Transmitted |
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Life
is the school, Love is the Lesson |
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Life
isn't about how to Survive the Storm, it's about how to
Dance in the rain |
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Life's a Witch and then you Fly |
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Love
Heals |
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Madness takes it's Toll, Please have Exact Change |
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Magic
Happens |
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Marriage is one of the chief causes of Divorce |
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May
you have Exactly the God you Deserve |
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Merry
Meet and Merry part and Merry Meet Again |
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My
Goddess gave birth to Your God |
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My
Mind Wandered and Never came back |
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My
other car is a Broom |
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Nature is My Church |
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Never
Piss Off a Witch |
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Never
Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups |
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No
Matter Where you go, There you are |
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No
one can make you feel inferior without Your Consent |
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No
that is NOT a Star of David (picture of a Pentacle) |
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No
wars have ever been fought in the name of Wicca |
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Obedient Woman are Never Remembered in History |
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Of
all the things I've Lost, I miss My Mind the Most |
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Of
course I don't look busy, I did it Right the first time |
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Our
bodies are Temples and lovemaking is our Worship |
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Pagan
Chocolate Goddess, may the Fudge be with you |
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Pagans make better Lovers |
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Practise Random Acts of Kindness and Senseless acts of
Beauty |
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Princess |
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Proud
parents of a student who has Graduated and Left Home |
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Remember, Pillage first…. Then Burn |
Rome
did Not create a great Empire by having Meetings, they
did it by Killing all those who
opposed them |
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Santa
is Jolly because he knows where all the Bad Girls Live ! |
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Sarcasm is just one more service we offer |
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Saw
it, Wanted it, Had a fit, Got it ! |
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Sex
on Television can't hurt…. Unless you fall off |
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Sexually Obsessed |
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Skyclad, the only way to fly |
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Smile
- Pass it on |
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your
lips |
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So
Mote it Be |
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Somedays the Dragon wins |
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Something Wiccan this way comes |
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Talk
to the Paw |
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The
Beatings will Continue until Morale Improves |
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The
Earth does Not Belong to Us, We Belong to the Earth |
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The
earth is our Mother, Treat Her with Respect |
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The
Goddess loves you, everybody else thinks you're a Jerk |
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The
Old Ways are Alive |
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The
Witch of the West was Framed |
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There's too much Blood in my Caffeine System |
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Things Havn't been the same since that House fell on my
Sister |
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Tree
Hugging Dirt Worshipper |
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Warning… Invisable Dragon in Back Seat |
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We
all come from the Goddess |
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Where
are all the Good People ? |
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Where
there's a Witch there's a Way |
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Where's the Messiah when we need her ? |
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White
Witch |
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Wild
Child |
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Wink,
I'll do the rest |
|
WITCH… Wonderfully Intelligent Tenacious Caring Hottie |
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Witches are Crafty People |
|
Witches don't Fly off the Handle |
|
Witches Heal |
|
Witches Parking Only, all others will be Toad ! |
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Witches really are Green |
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Witches, Not Just for Burning |
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Yes I
am a Witch, deal with it ! |
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You're just Jelous because the voices are Talking to me |
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